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    From poindexter FORTRAN to All on Thursday, December 05, 2024 13:38:50
    I wrote an email in Outlook explaining that a group sent out a proposal
    that included a specific data commitment without consulting the
    stakeholders.

    They said, although they put the dates in a document that was being
    published to vendors and to the stakeholders, that they weren't really
    binding until others weighed in. They were going to get people to chime
    in on the dates, but didn't know when they'd get to it.

    I hate it when people try to slip requirememts in then complain that
    it'd be too much work to change it. That's a You Problem.

    I reminded them again that we needed sign-off from the stakeholders,
    wouldn't sign off unless our needs were met, that I've reminded them
    multiple times and that we need to get a decision from everyone before
    making a committment.

    Upon checking my grammar, my usual signoff:

    Regards,
    Kurt

    was highlighted in red. Outlook wanted to change "Regards" to "Retards".

    Must be that CoPilot for Outlook they've been talking about.



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  • From jack phlash@911:1423/0 to poindexter FORTRAN on Thursday, December 05, 2024 18:44:22
    on 05 Dec 2024, poindexter FORTRAN said...

    Upon checking my grammar, my usual signoff:

    Regards,
    Kurt

    was highlighted in red. Outlook wanted to change "Regards" to "Retards".

    Must be that CoPilot for Outlook they've been talking about.


    Ha! Nice... :)

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  • From esc@911:1719/0 to poindexter FORTRAN on Friday, December 06, 2024 02:41:11
    was highlighted in red. Outlook wanted to change "Regards" to "Retards".

    This is poetic considering the circumstances :P

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  • From Tiny@911:1262/700 to Poindexter Fortran on Friday, December 06, 2024 05:16:52
    Hi Poindexter,
    In a message to All you wrote:

    was highlighted in red. Outlook wanted to change "Regards" to
    "Retards".
    Must be that CoPilot for Outlook they've been talking about.

    I fight with this nonsense daily at work. One day last week (and only
    for the internal team) I didn't fix anything copoilot changed. We saved
    the email's for the day, and I whipped up a quick spreadsheet that showed
    how many times copilot tried to get me fired. It was a whopping 25 times.

    I counted multiple times per email, If I remember right I sent 17 email's
    and out of those 17, 25 times it changed my spelling or grammar to be
    something offensive.

    I mean sure... I am not real PC and thankfully most of the team in my
    location understands I don't do nice... My typical email would be:

    "Find attached report..." When I email to another division I have to
    remember they don't know me so it get's:

    "Good Morning x, Sure hope your week is going well. Blah blah blah blah
    blah balh blah Find attached report... blah blah blah blah blah blah"

    Which kills me inside. Why do we have to waste all that time!?!?

    Shawn

    ... I'm not asleep. I'm just waiting for Windows to load.


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  • From poindexter FORTRAN to Tiny on Friday, December 06, 2024 06:50:08
    Tiny wrote to Poindexter Fortran <=-

    I fight with this nonsense daily at work. One day last week (and only
    for the internal team) I didn't fix anything copoilot changed. We
    saved the email's for the day, and I whipped up a quick spreadsheet
    that showed how many times copilot tried to get me fired. It was a whopping 25 times.

    Man, if AI aggressively tried to replace you...

    It's got a vested interest in getting you fired. I think I need a drink
    now.


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  • From jack phlash@911:1423/0 to poindexter FORTRAN on Friday, December 06, 2024 17:26:41
    on 06 Dec 2024, poindexter FORTRAN said...

    Man, if AI aggressively tried to replace you...

    It's got a vested interest in getting you fired. I think I need a drink now.

    "I have detected a new inefficiency in your workflow: You."

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  • From poindexter FORTRAN to jack phlash on Saturday, December 07, 2024 08:18:59
    jack phlash wrote to poindexter FORTRAN <=-

    "I have detected a new inefficiency in your workflow: You."

    If an AI calls me a "carbon unit", I'm starting the war against the
    machines.



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  • From poindexter FORTRAN@911:1503/0 to poindexter FORTRAN on Saturday, December 07, 2024 08:19:35
    poindexter FORTRAN wrote to All <=-

    I wrote an email in Outlook explaining that a group sent out a proposal

    that included a specific data commitment without consulting the

    stakeholders.

    I wonder why all of my emails via QWK on realitycheck show up here double-spaced - I don't see any settings on my end that would affect
    this.


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  • From esc@911:1719/0 to poindexter FORTRAN on Sunday, December 08, 2024 03:15:56
    If an AI calls me a "carbon unit", I'm starting the war against the machines.

    The military calls AI drones and things "synthetic operators" now which is only slightly terrifying.

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  • From poindexter FORTRAN to esc on Sunday, December 08, 2024 15:46:45
    esc wrote to poindexter FORTRAN <=-

    The military calls AI drones and things "synthetic operators" now which
    is only slightly terrifying.

    They prefer the term "artificial soldier". Can an AI drone be awarded a
    medal?



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  • From jinkusu@911:1423/0 to poindexter FORTRAN on Sunday, December 08, 2024 16:00:37
    was highlighted in red. Outlook wanted to change "Regards" to "Retards". Must be that CoPilot for Outlook they've been talking about.

    holy shit. that's some screenshot it and keep it to send to HR in case you make a mistake later stuff.

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